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No Mates

Have no friends, and being beaten up because your a loner.
Look at Allen he is a No Mates.
by Current Events CELUE February 27, 2009
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no mates

"No mates" is a common insult referring to the fact that someone has 0 friends.

It is also often associated with a rofl emoji indicating that you are laughing at their shortcomings.
Person a: You have no mates cunt (rofl emoji)

Person b: Shut the fuck up cunt I'd bash ya
by MyGoodFriendHoward October 28, 2021
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No mates

no mates is usually used as an insult, or to just piss someone off (like a lot) but be carefully if they do have mates and you get bashed
John: oi josh no mates
by IDIDNTPASSNNN November 23, 2021
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No Mates

A description of someone (usually at school) who no one likes and has no mates and couldn't get someone to remotely like them to save their fucking life
Person 1 (no mates): LOL that's right tom dap me up
Person 2: Hop off it you got no mates
by ticklemytip1234 September 11, 2023
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Billy no mates

British Slang
A person with no friends, or at least someone who appears that way.
Other similar uses:
1) On his bill - On his own
2) Has been billied - Has been abandoned (by friends)
3) A billy - one with no friends
"That Danny lad is a right billy-no-mates."
"Look at that lad over there on his bill."
"David's been billied! Haha!"
"Ryan is a billy..."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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norman no-mates

A individual with no friends. That guy you see sitting at the pub all alone trying to start start a conversation with whoever will give him some attention.
Hey Bro last I saw old Norman no-mates at the bud and he kept trying to charity chat every person who walked up to order a drink
by Rob* June 24, 2014
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nigel no mates

Someone who has no friends.

Kiwi/NZ slang version of "Nigel No Friends"

nigel no friends
"Oh look, there's Nigel No Mates sitting by himself again"
by kiwi9016 May 31, 2018
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