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no mates 

"No mates" is a common insult referring to the fact that someone has 0 friends.

It is also often associated with a rofl emoji indicating that you are laughing at their shortcomings.
Person a: You have no mates cunt (rofl emoji)

Person b: Shut the fuck up cunt I'd bash ya
no mates by MyGoodFriendHoward October 28, 2021

No mates 

no mates is usually used as an insult, or to just piss someone off (like a lot) but be carefully if they do have mates and you get bashed
John: oi josh no mates
No mates by IDIDNTPASSNNN November 23, 2021

No Mates 

A description of someone (usually at school) who no one likes and has no mates and couldn't get someone to remotely like them to save their fucking life
Person 1 (no mates): LOL that's right tom dap me up
Person 2: Hop off it you got no mates
No Mates by ticklemytip1234 September 11, 2023

Billy no mates

British Slang
A person with no friends, or at least someone who appears that way.
Other similar uses:
1) On his bill - On his own
2) Has been billied - Has been abandoned (by friends)
3) A billy - one with no friends
"That Danny lad is a right billy-no-mates."
"Look at that lad over there on his bill."
"David's been billied! Haha!"
"Ryan is a billy..."
Billy no mates by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

norman no-mates 

A individual with no friends. That guy you see sitting at the pub all alone trying to start start a conversation with whoever will give him some attention.
Hey Bro last I saw old Norman no-mates at the bud and he kept trying to charity chat every person who walked up to order a drink
norman no-mates by Rob* June 24, 2014

nigel no mates 

Someone who has no friends.

Kiwi/NZ slang version of "Nigel No Friends"

nigel no friends
"Oh look, there's Nigel No Mates sitting by himself again"
nigel no mates by kiwi9016 May 31, 2018
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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