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"No mates" is a common insult referring to the fact that someone has 0 friends.

It is also often associated with a rofl emoji indicating that you are laughing at their shortcomings.
Person a: You have no mates cunt (rofl emoji)

Person b: Shut the fuck up cunt I'd bash ya
by MyGoodFriendHoward October 29, 2021
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