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1.If someone shoots a basketball and the shots doesn't go in.

2. Someone that can't shoot.
1. (Person shoots and airballs it) "NO J!)

2. Man, you have NO J!
NO J by BIG TIME May 20, 2004
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someone who didn't do it, but is being pronounced guilty anyway. He is the opposite of OJ, who did it, but got off scott free.
That No-J was convicted of killing his family. But I think someone just snuck in and killed them while he slept. If you just killed your family, could you just go back to sleep?
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Jane needs to let her No-J boyfriend off the hook. Just because he has a hot co-worker doesn't mean they're doing it.
No-J by ChuckChaser69 July 23, 2010
Word of the Day on September 30, 2019
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No-J, short for knob jockey. Another word for a homo or someone who rides a knob like a jockey. Or a derogatory term for someone you think is a bit of a prick.
That bloke is such a No-J. I hate the prick.
No-J by drtypykie April 7, 2015

OJ or No-J

Orange Juice or No Juice?
Term used to question whether person is drinking or not drinking an alcoholic beverage.
An individual who is not drinking an alcoholic drink would be on the "OJ" and a person drinking alcohol will be on the "No-J"
Example 1:
Georgina: Hey Dorsa! are you OJ or No-J tonight?
Dorsa: Hey Georgina, im OJ tonight sorry, im driving.

Example 2:
Dorsa: Parsa's driving tonight - IM ON THE NO-J !!!
OJ or No-J by PMans June 17, 2013

The No-J 

1. Term for the 'job' (sexual) one receives after countless hours and attempts at flirting with someone you want a J from.
2. Decline response for answering a question to give/receive a J.
1. "Nah dude, no matter how hard I tried all I got was The No-J."

2. "Can I have a BJ?"
"How about a No-J."
The No-J by JodanMclovin October 19, 2009

Handy J no LO 

Handjob with no lotion which can often (depending on time-span) result in painful irritation and/or chafing for the recipient.

a.k.a sandpaper handy j, last resort handy j
Steve gave Jacque a Handy J no Lo in the back seat of the range rover.

When I was 13 I got a handy j no lo from mary in study hall.
Handy J no LO by deckerdialect March 12, 2009
to be whorish in manner. to sluterize all man kind.
Look at the skank, she so j-no! She f***'s everbody.
j-no by Dr. Feel Good June 11, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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