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Pronounced knee-teesh. Also known as Nits, Nitsy, Nitzy Blitz, Black Belt, Juicy Fruit, Funny Face. A freakishly tall, funny-faced Indian who generally can’t NOT ask about the SAT (or any other academically related test) and is gullible enough to believe his Facebook chat is “rigged”. Origin of the American holiday Nitsgiving (He is the Nitz, similar to the Blitz of Blitzgiving). He is known to lame juice the walls of others, Facebook or otherwise. He is a pimp.
1. (On Nitsgiving, when someone acts like a Niteesh) Come on, don’t be THAT Nitz!

2. (To someone with a funny face) Haha, your face is so Niteesh! Who Nitzed all over it...

3. (To someone who is freakishly tall) Move over, Niteesh, I can’t see over your freakishly tall pimp figure.

4. Dude, stop asking me about my SAT score! What are you, some kind of Niteesh?

5. Rohan: Hey dude, who lame juiced your wall?
Rahul: Oh, probably some Niteesh.

6. (When looking at the face of a Niteesh): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

7. Rohan: Dude, my Facebook chat is rigged!
Rahul: No it’s not. Stop being such a Niteesh.

8. Rahul: Hey, who’s that cool pimp?
Rohan: Niteesh. Actually, no, Niteesh ain’t cool.
Niteesh by xlr8tor123 December 28, 2010
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You are bold, confident, and not afraid to stand out. You love to speak your mind and you do so. ... This might sound clichéd, but the following words hold a world of wisdom: “A real man would love you for who you are and motivate you to grow, not alter your personality. Be proud of yourself,

smart guy will also challenge you, which keeps things interesting and make sure you always have something to talk about.Life is full of so many ups and downs. It helps to be with someone who helps you find the light in those dark days and keeps you laughing through the tough times
he is a nice, genuine guy who acts like a gentleman around you – and you should settle for nothing less
Niteesh - intelligent, caring, nice physical health, friendly
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A typical INDIAN name given to the child born with bright future.

It means "The Lord of Laws".
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The most adventurous, sweetest, and cutest guy you will ever meet. He is athletic, tall and ripped. Nitesh is super charming, caring and easy to talk to. His personality is unmatched to anyone you will ever meet. He’s the type you can instantly connect with and trust and the type you would for sure want to go on all types of experiences and adventures with.
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nitesh and natasha

The best ship. (N&N) Nitesh and Natasha is the best ship you can find! People have nicknames for these ships like-
e.g- Nutella (Natasha)

Peanut butter (Nitesh)
“Oh look nitesh and natasha are saying something!”

“Ohh peanut butter~“ Yes nutella~”
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Basically it means you’re a slag or you’re wearing slaggy clothing
Did you see Olivia last night bro, she was looking like a nitfesh in that dress.

Hannah is such a nitfesh bro, heard she was messaging 4 lads at once behind her boyfriends back.
Nitfesh by Gtown mafia April 30, 2020
Really amazing girl who’s one of the funniest people in the world. amazing at everything and a pretty bomb therapist.
nateesha’s amazing any guy would be lucky to have her!
Nateesha by awsomejay1 November 10, 2020
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