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a nirmis an incredibly disturbing, self-confident, noobish, materialistic person who appears to be modest by appearance but secretly wants to be a whore. when something doesn't go right it is all facade as if it was meant to be and nirmises always lie about their sexuality. they look up to all the wrong people and make up nirlfriends.
stfu u nirmis no one cares what u think, stop being a nerdy whore and just stop pretending u have a girl/boyfriend.
nirmis by isSmathreal April 4, 2011
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nirmis • nirmish • Nirmit • Nimish • Nimisha • Normis • Normish • Nimist • Nirvish • nirish
A nirmis is someone who is married to a fredson. They have 3 kids: Nirson, frirmis and moist. A nirmis generally eats eggshells and normally is afraid of bandanas (bandophobia). He/ she looks like courage the cowardly dog and has seven toes, which in between he/she keeps food which he/she would like to share with snoopy the cartoon dog. a nirmis makes shrines for snoopy the dog daily.
"Ugh dont be such a nirmis..."

"Get out of here you snoopy worshiping nirmis"
nirmis by fimbicusgland July 17, 2011
Nirmit is the coolest person and basketball is his favorite sport. He is often found with friends is incredibly nice. Nirmit is quite humorous as well.
Joe- "Hey who's that kid playing basketball?"
Sophia- " Oh that's nirmit, he's really good."
Nirmit by Ballizlyfe December 14, 2014
A beautiful human being that can make all your dreams come true in a minute. Descendent of the hindu goddess Nimishamba, She is loving and caring and very beautiful. Nimisha is always prepared no matter what and is highly organised. She always is willing to help others, she easily makes people happy and she's always up for a great time.

Can be used as an adjective for someone who is very organised.
She's so organised! She's such a Nimisha!
Nimisha by Jak P August 25, 2013
What started out as a joke by me on Ratedesi.com has become quite popular with people actually googling for it....so thought I might as well add a meaning to it for people to know what Niroism is all about.....
Niroism is a simple philosophy that goes hand in hand with any religion....It is based on three rules: -
(1) Live life to the fullest
(2) Have faith in the person above
(3) Bring a smile to everyone you meet
That is the way I live my life.......
Niroism is a wonderful philosophy!!!
niroism by Niro N December 21, 2005
A man who has many great abilities. He is very smart, curious and strong; he is funny, and can make a joke of almost anything. Destined to become a person who does not have an average job. Creating his own things also. He doesn't watch many sports, but he sure likes playing them. Music is like his inner peace. He can sing if he really tried. He likes to take adventures, whether it's far away or really close to him.
Girl 1: Hey did you see Nimish today?
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: He said he'll take me to the park singing.
Nimish by The Real Dude November 28, 2012
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