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Nippolotamus 

A bitch with abnormally large Nipples. Usually seen on large women, but occasionally small women. Sometimes these women resemble large mammels, such as the hippopotomus. These are both round and fat tities. Sometimes referred to as "Inflammation of the Nipples" Also known as "Nippleosis Gigantisis."
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That large bitch at the club could have passed for the most dominant Nippolotamus in the history of women.

Rashbusha Lattamore would be a perfect example of a Nippolotamus.
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nippopotamus 

An extremely obese woman with nipples at least 12" in diameter that are visible through her clothes.
"Aw man, did you see our new substitute teacher? That chick needs to lay off the cheeseburgers and jog her ass around the block a few times."
"Yeah, and wear a thicker shirt! You could totally see her nipples, they were like freakin' deflated basketballs!"
"Now that's a nippopotamus right there."
"Hell yeah."
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