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nipple fart

when your nipple produces a high pitched , highly embarrasing squeak
oh shit! a nipple fart right in public , OH GOD STOP STARING AT ME!
nipple fart by Morkman29 April 27, 2006

Nipple fart

Last night Trisha let me do a nipple fart on her! It was so hot I almost splooged myself!
Nipple fart by spanishclass1 December 8, 2017

Nipplefart

An involuntary release of gas coming from a magical hole in your pruney purple nipples.
" oh shit he was feeling me up and then i had a nipplefart. totally killed the mood"
Nipplefart by shlizzard January 8, 2010

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026