Nipplefart

An involuntary release of gas coming from a magical hole in your pruney purple nipples.

" oh shit he was feeling me up and then i had a nipplefart. totally killed the mood"

Nipplefart by shlizzard January 8, 2010

nipplegate

Refers to the scandal of the 2004 Superbowl half-time show where Janet Jackson accidentally exposed her entire right breast.

Nipplegate provoked a media frenzy.

nipplegate by killswitch1968 February 5, 2004

nippledar 

An uncanny ability to notice any woman with very hard nipples as you pass her, even if you aren't looking in her direction.

Dave: "Hey, did you see that lady's pencil erasers?"
Me: "No, I don't have nippledar."

nippledar by Quaker September 4, 2005

Nipplehat 

An individual who makes absurd and outlandish comments at very inappropriate times, has no sense in a social setting, and who may fuck up an entire situation simply by existing- however they are somehow still considered as a friend by many. They can often be identified in a crowd by spotting their redicious helmet or hat, often topped with a small ball or tuft of fuzz, thus resembling a nipple. The individual may sometimes not be adorn with said headware, in which they are simply referred to then as a “fuckwit” or, more kindly, a “loveable mistake of nature’s discourse”. All in all though, everyone- deep down in their hearts- loves a good ol’ nipplehat.

Guy 1: “Oh Jesus fucking Christ, that weird guy Romen just told that cop to go ‘fuck his pig mother in the mouth’ ! What the fuck is that fuckwit thinking?!”

Guy 2: “Yo man, don’t talk about Romen like that! He’s our group’s nipplehat. Can’t you see the tuft on his hat? It’s a telltale sign.”

Guy 1: “Oh fuck, my bad dude. That makes a lot more sense now.”

Nipplehat by Dvlinhb June 19, 2018

Nippleatick 

When your talking too a friend and say Nippleatick. in which you grab one of your man boobs and smack someone on the head. preferably taking your boob out!

You: "Hey John!" John: "Hi" You: "Nippleatick!!!!!"
John: "what the fuck!?!?"

Nippleatick by The United States Of America November 5, 2010

nipplegate

Refers to the scandal of the 2004 Superbowl half-time show where Janet Jackson deliberately exposed her entire right breast.

Conservative wackos went apeshit over nipplegate, because they think seeing a boob will scar children for life.

nipplegate by LuvBoobies February 7, 2007

nippletastic 

Something involving many/good looking nipples.

That was a nippletastic website!

nippletastic by kearthrose August 4, 2005