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Nipple Bat 

A game children play that involves whacking one another in the nipples with a bat.
If they do not have a bat, the children will often use their fists.
Guy One: *Nipple Bats Guy Two with a bat* Nipple Bat!

Guy Two: *whacks Guy One in the nipples* Can't nipple bat me!
Nipple Bat by Uncle Jerthru July 26, 2016

nipple bath 

Rubbing your breast all over a man or woman while you have soap on your breasts.
She totally gave Michael Bolton a nipple bath while they were in his hotel room.
nipple bath by Jacqueline Sparrow December 18, 2013

Bat-Nipples 

the deadliest weapons in the batman's arsenal, (even though they make him look pretty GAAEEE!!!)
oof, (dem bat-nips tho). the epicness of batman's BAT-NIPPLES!!!!!!
Bat-Nipples by epic dankness April 30, 2019

nipplegate

Refers to the scandal of the 2004 Superbowl half-time show where Janet Jackson accidentally exposed her entire right breast.
Nipplegate provoked a media frenzy.
nipplegate by killswitch1968 February 5, 2004
Word of the Day on February 3, 2007

Nipplehat 

An individual who makes absurd and outlandish comments at very inappropriate times, has no sense in a social setting, and who may fuck up an entire situation simply by existing- however they are somehow still considered as a friend by many. They can often be identified in a crowd by spotting their redicious helmet or hat, often topped with a small ball or tuft of fuzz, thus resembling a nipple. The individual may sometimes not be adorn with said headware, in which they are simply referred to then as a “fuckwit” or, more kindly, a “loveable mistake of nature’s discourse”. All in all though, everyone- deep down in their hearts- loves a good ol’ nipplehat.
Guy 1: “Oh Jesus fucking Christ, that weird guy Romen just told that cop to go ‘fuck his pig mother in the mouth’ ! What the fuck is that fuckwit thinking?!”

Guy 2: “Yo man, don’t talk about Romen like that! He’s our group’s nipplehat. Can’t you see the tuft on his hat? It’s a telltale sign.”

Guy 1: “Oh fuck, my bad dude. That makes a lot more sense now.”
Nipplehat by Dvlinhb June 19, 2018

Nippleatick 

When your talking too a friend and say Nippleatick. in which you grab one of your man boobs and smack someone on the head. preferably taking your boob out!
You: "Hey John!" John: "Hi" You: "Nippleatick!!!!!"
John: "what the fuck!?!?"