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nipple nazi 

(Noun). A doctor, nurse, midwife or other hospital professional that makes a new mother feel guilty if she does not choose to breast feed but instead chooses to use baby formula. The Nipple Nazi typically will not stop if a mother says back off. Instead the Nipple Nazi will scheme to get the new mother to breast feed.
Ey Steve-- can't believe this Nipple Nazi won't lay off me offering up titty for my newborn. I told the bitch I did not want to breastfeed, but she ain't takin' no for an answer.
nipple nazi by AndroidBaby June 25, 2016

Nipple Beard

The hair that grows arround the nipple on either a man or a woman.
He was attractive, but he had WAY too much nipple beard.
Nipple Beard by Tamumba March 19, 2008

nipple bra 

A nipple bra is a brassiere that provides support but also is strategically cut out to allow for protruding nipples.
Maureen wore her nipple bra; AND IT SHOWS!
nipple bra by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020

nipple whisperer 

One who has the extraordinary ability to communicate with an male or female (usually depending on preference) nipple.
"have you ever had your nipple read?"
"No!?"
"She is very uncomfortable with its current living conditions"
"Thank you i will fix that immediately! Who are you?"
"Just call me the nipple whisperer"

nipplegasm 

An orgasm occurring due to stimulation of the nipple; with or without additional stimulation, the term remains the same if the triggering action was nipple play.
Then he grabbed my tits and pinched my nipples; I totally had a nipplegasm.
nipplegasm by BabyJebus June 26, 2010

gumby nipple 

The nipple of a breastfeeding woman immediately after breastfeeding, due to its taffy-like elasticity.
Father: Wow honey, what happenned to your nipple?

Mother: Nothing, why?

Father: It's big...and stretchy!

Mother: Oh, that's just my gumby nipple!
gumby nipple by The Anonymous Rho October 17, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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