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A man who tries to 'steal' another mans john, by pulling too hard during a handjob.
You are a ninjajohn.
Ninjajohn by Hubert Gallon June 12, 2006
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Ninjaonc 

A person whom has a strong unconditional love for mercy's tracer's widomaker's and roadhog's thicc ass
Oli is a ninjaonc look at him stare at widows ass
Ninjaonc by Cursed Tonge May 8, 2017

ninjaporn 

A delightfully pervy, geeky, disturbing, and quite blasphemous IRC chatroom where only the awesomest of people reside. Inhabitants are called 'Ninjapornians'.
"Oh god, I think I've been permanently scarred by that one Ninjapornian's links. Did you see the size of that thing? That's just not right!"
ninjaporn by NHP June 7, 2007

ninjafondler

One who has achieved such speed, agility, and dexterity that even a ninja cannot escape his/her grasp
*guy catches a impossible pass*
holy shit did you see that!?
yeah that guys one hell of a ninjafondler
ninjafondler by DakodaXD August 19, 2010

Ninjacorn 

Half Ninja, Half Unicorn, Half Awesomeness!!!!
I'm a Ninjacorn!!!
Ninjacorn by Adri gurl123 May 12, 2014
1. When a person wearing a ski mask or any other type of face covering, preforms fallacio upon another person's penis.
Dean was glad that he got a ninjajob on his birthday, he really didn't feel like seeing her face that morning.
Ninjajob by lordEden June 30, 2009

ninjacorn 

Awesomeness!!! Half unicorn, Half Ninja= Ninjacorn
I'm a Ninjacorn
ninjacorn by Adri gurl123 May 12, 2014
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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