Right when the bad guy is about to mug the farmer, and burn down the farm, the ninjacow strikes, and completely destroys the bad guy, before returning to it's herd.
A delightfully pervy, geeky, disturbing, and quite blasphemous IRC chatroom where only the awesomest of people reside. Inhabitants are called 'Ninjapornians'.
"Oh god, I think I've been permanently scarred by that one Ninjapornian's links. Did you see the size of that thing? That's just not right!"