Ninja attack! 

its when your embarressed about being on wellfare,and your about to pull out your bridge card. Instead of calling it that you say ninja attack!

Hey your total is 5.50
hang on let me pull out my ninja attack!

Ninja attack! by courtney and jeremy!!!!!!!! October 27, 2007

ninja attack 

Something you'll never survive.

Ninja: "SHORYUKEN!"

Bystander: AAH! Ninja attack!

And then everyone dies.

ninja attack by TZScribblez January 1, 2008

ninja attack 

When prisoners wrap shirts around there heads to make a mask and go attack fellow immates,The very same tradition my own Father started.

Tray - Yo dogg let's Ninja this foo.

cop - All we saw was eyes.

ninja attack by GDOGG October 31, 2004

Ninja Attack 

1. when someone comes completely out of nowhere during a race or any other event.

2. fighting a single person or a group of people like ninja

"That guy was in last place for the race but he just Ninja Attacked us."

Ninja Attack by y.cole June 15, 2012

ninja attack flap jack

way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.

Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.

"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."

"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"

ninja attack flap jack by bill from ultimate fakebook February 18, 2004

Drunk ninja attack 

The act of breaking an entry for the sole intent of stealing the batteries of the victims remote.

I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...

Drunk ninja attack by UDawesome August 7, 2010

Surprise Ninja Attack 

MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! While the male is having sex with the female in the doggy style position, he pulls out and inserts a dildo, so the women is non the wiser that the man has pulled out. The man continues to pleasure her and suddenly turns the lights on, yells "SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK!", and punches the female in the face. Then turns the lights back off.

1)"Bro, remember molly?"
2)"yea...?"
1)"Bro, I totally surprise ninja attacked her last night"
2)"Nice."

Surprise Ninja Attack by hubbabubbamax11 October 31, 2011