Ninja Verbal Assualt

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1) any word or phrase yelled by a ninja to startle or distract a victim
2) the act of performing such an act on a victim

The stealthy ninja creeps around the corner, and... is unexpectedly spotted by a roaming nobleman. The ninja acts quickly, yelling "EGGROLL!!!" at the top of his lungs. The nobleman is startled just long enough for the ninja to close the gap between them and snap the nobleman's neck.

Ninja Verbal Assualt by KurDt January 26, 2005

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ninja verbal assault

Related to term "Buckminsterfullerene":
"This is a word that can be used to confuse other people, or distract them. Also has hilarious results when used in conversation to replace a noun."

Great way to fuck with people. Be careful with fat girls and republicans, young grasshopper. How do you conquer what is already worthless and useless?

See also loatharz.

Biff, while eating a tasty BLT: "I just learned that my mom has end stage renal disease and won't survive without a transplant."
Hungry Doug: "Baltimore these days is all chicken shacks and hair weavers." (Doug steals Biff's BLT while Biff is WTFing)

fat girl: "If you're not busy this weekend, we should have drinks."
verbal ninja: "Baked beans in my ass, trailer mustard in my crotch."
fat girl: "Yum! Pick you up at 8!"
(ninja verbal assault failed)

Republican fuck: "George W. Bush is fantastic."
verbal ninja: (head collapses in on itself at the utterance of such fucking nonsense. The warrior is bested. All your bases are belong to us.)

ninja verbal assault by thomag jeffersol May 12, 2009

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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