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Ninja King 

The Ninja King is a chess move where your King takes every other piece on the board, moving crazy and ninja-like (you basically grab the king and knock every other piece over). It can only be used if either you are check-mated, or the King is your only piece on the board.

Note: This is not actually a real chess move.
"Oh man, I almost won that game, then Frank pulled a massive Ninja King on me. Did not see that coming."

or:

Bob: "Check Mate!"

Frank: "Oh yeah? well how do you like my NINJA KING!"

*Grabs king and destroys every other piece*

Bob: "Shit."
Ninja King by Weardow7 September 7, 2007
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Ultimate Supreme Ninja King 

Function: noun
Etymology: Berkeley, 21st Cty; Japanese, from nin- persevere, conceal, move stealthily + -ja person; Medieval Latin ultimatus last, final, from Late Latin, past participle of ultimare to come to an end, be last, from Latin ultimus farthest, last, final, superlative of Latin *ulter situated beyond; highest in degree or quality; one that holds a preeminent position; especially : a chief among competitors

1. To be one with achieves the last word by executing oneself with active mental strength or force, to an ultimate and supreme degree of stealth.
The way in which Jüger just called out Rabbit's homoerotic tendencies definitely displays himself as the Ultimate Supreme Ninja King.

Ultimate Supreme Ninja King 

Function: noun
Etymology: Berkeley, 21st Cty; Japanese, from nin- persevere, conceal, move stealthily + -ja person; Medieval Latin ultimatus last, final, from Late Latin, past participle of ultimare to come to an end, be last, from Latin ultimus farthest, last, final, superlative of Latin *ulter situated beyond; highest in degree or quality; one that holds a preeminent position; especially : a chief among competitors

1. To be one who achieves the last word by executing oneself with active mental strength or force, to an ultimate and supreme degree of stealth.
The way in which Jüger just called out Rabbit's homoerotic tendencies definitely displays himself as the Ultimate Supreme Ninja King.
Someone who aspires to be a ninja but never will because of their failing attempts, every time. They can also be referred to as a poser.
Johnny wanted to be a ninja but he couldn't due to his sucky ninjaness. All the little ninjas laughed at him and called him a ninjaring behind his back. Johnny was sad.
Ninjaring by fuckingay August 17, 2006

ninjaing 

basically doing everything a ninja (killing sneaking around taking out pirates the usual) does without being seen or heard
d00d I was having so much fun ninjaing yesterday I took out three guards with no problems
ninjaing by the true ninja August 29, 2006

Ninjalingus 

I'm really good at all forms of cunnilingus, including the lost art of Ninjalingus.
Ninjalingus by Dakez December 29, 2010
The act of tieing a black t-shirt around your head and pretending to be a ninja hiding behind walls from cars and climbing on buildings.
Im going to ninja the village and steal a prize from (insert name here)garden
ninjaring by Daniel Read June 5, 2005
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