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Someone who picks at another in a humerous way. A prankster.
The nimwitt is at it again.
Nimwitt by twicefriedpotatoes December 11, 2016
Words you can keep
A slackjawed moron who self righteously complains and whines about "difficult" things. Usually puts itself in a position where complaint receiver can't point out nimwit's stupidity. (Client, Customer, dining guest, etc)
The nimwit pushed on the pull door, couldn't get into the building and complained to the manager about it.
nimwit by Danke Labandita November 8, 2007

nitwitter 

A person who discusses their twitting frequently and enthusiastically, causing irritation.
Person A: Did you read my tweets this morning? They were so funny!

Person B: Get lost, nitwitter.

nitwittendom 

1. A state of being surrounded by nitwits.

2. A community of nitwits.
Iowa voters found themselves immersed in a sea of nitwittendom made up of presidential candidates.

Mitt and Newt were the leaders of New Hampshire nitwittendom.
nitwittendom by wildpops1952 December 23, 2011
A strong minded, golden hearted, one in a million individual. He doesn't realize the importance and value he has one peoples lives especially the ones closest to him. If you are fortunate to meet a Nimitta, count your blessings as she is a true treasure.
Nimitta, such a top bloke
nimitta by ziAzahAaN July 13, 2016
Someone who wants to sound intelligent and important ; but doesn't have enough knowledge about a issue that he/she is attempting to discuss (effectively) with other people who are sufficiently informed about the topic.

Example: People like Former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin, Herman Cain (candidate for the 2012 U.S. Republican Party presidential nomination) Michelle Bachmann (former member of the United States House of Representatives, who represented Minnesota's 6th congressional district, and Wisconsin (U.S.A)Governor Scott Walker , just to name a few. Links: halfwit dunce nitwit dimwit nincompoop ditz.

"Even a nimwit knows South Korea and North Korea are two different nations!"
nimwit by MaggieRae October 18, 2015
someone who takes credit for recylcing someone elses lyrics into their own damn song
you take someones song and break down the rhyming words and joop em
nimwit by John Carter February 28, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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