nimwit 

A slackjawed moron who self righteously complains and whines about "difficult" things. Usually puts itself in a position where complaint receiver can't point out nimwit's stupidity. (Client, Customer, dining guest, etc)

The nimwit pushed on the pull door, couldn't get into the building and complained to the manager about it.

nimwit by Danke Labandita November 8, 2007

nimwit 

Clueless

Someone who wants to sound intelligent and important ; but doesn't have enough knowledge about a issue that he/she is attempting to discuss (effectively) with other people who are sufficiently informed about the topic.

Example: People like Former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin, Herman Cain (candidate for the 2012 U.S. Republican Party presidential nomination) Michelle Bachmann (former member of the United States House of Representatives, who represented Minnesota's 6th congressional district, and Wisconsin (U.S.A)Governor Scott Walker , just to name a few. Links: halfwit dunce nitwit dimwit nincompoop ditz.

"Even a nimwit knows South Korea and North Korea are two different nations!"

nimwit by MaggieRae October 18, 2015

nimwit 

someone who takes credit for recylcing someone elses lyrics into their own damn song

you take someones song and break down the rhyming words and joop em

nimwit by John Carter February 28, 2005

stir-fried nitwit

a manipulative, bald-faced hypocrite; douchebag

Although Norm graduated from Stanford, he's just a manipulative, stir-fried nitwit.

stir-fried nitwit by Miguel Valdez October 29, 2007

nimrita 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is kind to bottom of her heart. She usually has dark hair and eyes as sweet as toasted almonds. Nimrita will light up your day with her genuine words and she will always be there for you no matter what. This person also loves pasta and brownies and will one day likely become a professional chef or eye doctor.

She is called Nimrita

nimrita by Mily_lili November 3, 2020

No Nut Nitwit 

A cocky bastard that uses those shitty cheap ass "Nut Passes" during No Nut November. The guy might even download the image so he can reuse it and continue to jerk his dick like a tire pump and say he won something. This guy probably cries when he doesnt get a participation trophy.

Bruce: Carter has already jerked off 13 times, and its only November 4th!
Adam: What a fat shit, I heard he uses nut passes as an excuse to reproduce with his hand!
Bruce: What a No Nut Nitwit, I bet his hand smells like crusty socks and expired milk!

No Nut Nitwit by Ocide November 3, 2022

nitwit 

An idiot, a fool

He's a complete nitwit

nitwit by Geoff September 13, 2003