An uncommon, aberrant atmospheric condition wherein multiple opposing
jet streams violently converge to form colossal, hydronautic vapor columns as a result of haphazardly fluctuating climatic temperatures,
intense friction and a microcosmic, atomization of subterfuged kinetic energy. In especially
unique and volatile environmental circumstances, extreme barometric density builds and induces a tourbillion-
like vacuuming effect, whereby coagulating particles accumulate into a voluminous mass, temporarily opening a 'quantum' realm where cosmic physical properties emanate translucent, paralytic neuromuscular macro-waves.
1 {Curious Observer A} - "Dude, look at that incredible
cloud formation over the Superstition mountains!" {Curious Observer B} - "Dude, thats a freaking 'Quantum Nimbus!'"
2. {Meteorologist broadcasting to audience} - "We've got some breaking, urgent news for you right now, so
please listen closely, then take shelter immediatley if you are anywhere in the vicinity of the east valley. If you take a look at the weather
map, right here, you will notice this unusual, columnar
cloud structure, which, miraculously enough is the first observable evidence of a 'Quantum Nimbus' folks! Yes, you heard
right, 'Quantum Nimbus'; capable of unleashing interminal cosmic destruction, peril, paralysis and the immediate extrication of human beings from the surface of the
earth into an alternate quantum metaphysical realm, forever!"
