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Niggasecond 

The correct term would be the Niggasecond, this is 3x faster than the speed of light and if interfered with a human could possibly kill him or turn them into the african american race. For someone who already has the african american race equipped, the affects are different, they tend to become 5x faster than the average person. They can jump 2x higher then they could before they were hit by this beam. The Niggasecond has already been thought of by future scientist to be used in new food products such as deep fries, watermelon harvesters, and used by the government to sign welfare checks 3x faster, this is all i can tell you before i get fired for telling to much information on future technology.
Girl: I’m home alone.
Boy: I’m playing Fortnite

Girl: I’m home alone and I need you daddy for parental supervison.
Boy: I’ll be there in a niggasecond. Victory Royal!
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Niggasecond 

A niggasecond is the time it takes for a nigga to run after spotting a police officer, this is the shortest known measurement of time. If you run within niggaseconds it's impossible for anything to see you because your moving too fast.
Ty'Quan saw that police officer and was out of there in only 3 niggaseconds!
Niggasecond by anonymous January 23, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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