The evolution of the Nigger:

When they are born, they are called niglets

As they approach adult hood they are called niggers

And an old nigger is called a nigleret.

In other words, an old ass nigger.

A: Did you see that nigger?!
B: Shit man! That's a nigleret!

A: RUN LIKE HELL!!

nigleret by Voiice August 18, 2010

Nig Niglar

The black version of motivational speaker Zig Ziglar

Black realtors are motivated by the motivational speaker Nig Niglar

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nigler

To wrangle nigs,
To get nigs together

Nigga 1:Yo nigga you wanna play some ball?
Nigga 2:Yea son we need more, call bovice hes a nigler.

nigler by lomb son May 4, 2007

Nigz0r

What you call a friend in IM, text message, or in regular conversation who has knowledge of leet speak, and uses it frequently. Can be used as a friendly topic ender or a profane interjection, both equally friendly. Also can be used against a third party who you think sucks and deserves to be called something that fits their idiotic behavior or disposition.

Bro 1: "aight nigz0r I'll talk to you then."
Bro 2: "peace braski."
OR
Idiot: "lololololol iz sooo kewl! iz a total pwnz0r! I camp your base and fuck men!"
Me: "Damn right you do!" -shoots in the face- "Nigz0r!!!"

Nigz0r by FoxCarnage November 27, 2009

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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