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Buddy Number 5

Comes from Andrew, the 5th buddy. A buddy which has less importance than 4 other buddies in a friend group.
"LOL, we wont tell buddy number 5!"
"Hey BUDDY NUMBER 1. Hey buddy number 5!"
by Callum July 26, 2004
mugGet the Buddy Number 5mug.

scathe

a mock said either subtely or openly to a person or group of people. A scathe can be measured accordingly depending on the severity of the lyrical burn on the victim. Ie- 5th degree scathe: Home remedy. 4th degree scathe: Hospital check up. 3rd degree: minor plastic surgery. 2nd degree: extensive plastic surgery. 1st degree: brain dead. 0'd degree: Dead. The scathe is usually followed up by the sharp sound 'uoooawwww' to signify the scathe has been successful. A subtle scathe can also be termed a 'symbolic meaning' or 'hidden mock.' The use of the word originated in Mt Roskill, Auckland, New Zealand by Callum 'ODI' E alias genius,iron tongue,monty,salvador and Kartik 'IR' W alias kza,ray,cuban link. The pair recently formed the lyrically based krew 'K.O.E.'-knights over Egypt.
Indirect- "Dude, you just got scathed."

Direct- "1st degree(example): Bashir Ali calls Callum E on his mobile, and the pair chat away. In the backround Sharan G being the cheeky infidel he is, swears and curses Bashir, firing off level three-four scathes, oblivious to the fact that Bashir can indeed hear him as the phone is on loudspeaker. Bashir demands that Callum give Sharan the phone, which he does. As the phone connects with Sharan's ear, the chilling words 'BITCH WHAT' echo into his conscience. The sheer tenacity of those words, his daring choice of words, and his gangster tone epitomised a level one scathe."
by Callum February 18, 2005
mugGet the scathemug.

zig

A replacement for the word 'thing'. First used in cult video game 'Zero Wing' and video 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us
L337 d00d: Capture every zig!
by Callum September 27, 2005
mugGet the zigmug.

dunhill

the smoothest smoke you'll get. Try the international ones...quality.
Whoah, that was smooth!
by Callum March 11, 2004
mugGet the dunhillmug.

smartprice

asda cheap brand student food, the daddy of all.
smartprice noodles 8p
by Callum November 24, 2004
mugGet the smartpricemug.

meh

The art of Meh in its self a path to enlightenment to mean so much and yet so litle. One learning the ways of Meh is named you guessed it a Meh sometimes a Meher.
"Whats your stance on human society on a whole including the spreading corruption and sensless wastage."

"Meh"

"I see hmmm"
by Callum July 27, 2005
mugGet the mehmug.

scuba steve

1. someone who fails chemistry on a daily basis.
2. Who who sails the 7 seas and then shits in your toilet.
3. One horny kid who wants Ms. Zatta's ass.
If I dont study, I might become a scuba steve!
by Callum January 9, 2005
mugGet the scuba stevemug.

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