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Nightfury 

1. a lightning-fast, vicious, dark-black, reptile-skined, fish-loving dragon which shoots orbs of lightning to set objects on fire (n.)
2. one of the main characters in Dreamwork's How to Train Your Dragon who is befriended by a boy named Hiccup (n.)
1. Last night, I saw a Nightfury fly over the stars. It was AMAZING!
2. Nightfury was so cute in Dreamwork's How to Train Your Dragon!
Nightfury by Speady123 June 29, 2010

Nightlock 

Poinsonous berries that kill Foxface and help Katniss rebel against the Capitol
Peeta is collecting berries when foxface comes up and eats them, then dies

Katniss hands Peeta a handful of nightlock and they are both going to eat

If they can't both win the 74th annual Hunger Games then no one will win
Nightlock by hgobsessed September 15, 2012

niggfuckery 

Sorcery a nigger uses to mentally enslave stupid white women and the weak minded in general.
My homie used his niggfuckery to bang that white bitch and empty out her bank account.
niggfuckery by Alabamaniac October 3, 2021

niggafuck 

2 or more niggas fuggin
Nigga 1: I’m fuggin dis nigga
Nigga 2: Das niggafuck homie
Nigga 1: No Cap
Nigga 2: 😂 Finna
niggafuck by no.cap April 17, 2021
The strange dry, mildewy texture that occasionally accumulates on washing that has been left outside to dry overnight. Generally suspected to be the saliva and jizz of goblins and other such creatures of the night.
TIM: "Hey bro I'm just going to hang my washing out to dry before we leave tonight"

ALPHONSE: "Are you fucking insane you goddamned fool??? They'll get the Nightfunk!!"
Nightfunk by Dr Newmann Van Fock October 16, 2010

Friday Night Fuck Fest 

This usually occurs between two drunk as fuck individuals on a friday night. The qualifications are that you fuck three and only three times, that you have just met and that the female has trouble walking the next day. Anal sex qualifies as well but be careful you must know what you are doing.
College student 1: Man that was one crazy friday night fuck fest
College student 2: Why what happened bro?
College student 1: O u know just railed the shit out of this broad three times.
College student 2: Nice man i will have to try that soon.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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