How would you like to Nightfuck E.T? He has an obsession with Nightfucking whatever's around him!

Dan: Would you like some milk for your cereal?

Vicky: Fuck off and die Dan

Dan: Well somebody didn't get their Nightfuck last night!

Nightfuck by dannyboy899 August 22, 2011

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NickFuckedConor

One man who has strong feeling for another man, and have sex over xbox live

"you play xbox last night"

"yeh found this guy, and you know....NickfuckedConor."

NickFuckedConor by Daamthatscool January 18, 2009

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nipefuck

Similar to snipefucking, the main differences being the goalie's asshole actually bleeds and he feels the need to check his equipment for holes.

Suicide is an acceptable form of dealing with being nipefucked

Yzerman nipefucked that St.Louis goalie in double OT.

Conor wishes he could nipefuck like Jake.

nipefuck by jturc October 4, 2009

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nickfucker

Number Used as a (Coarse Word) Being an asshole

Your a Nickfucker

nickfucker by Your Such a Nickfucker July 21, 2017

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nightfuckingmare

When the past lurks on you in your sleep. You’re grasping for answers that can never be reached in your sleep.

Geez! I had the worst nightfuckingmare last night, I woke up sweating bullets!

nightfuckingmare by Rockgypsysoul August 14, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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