Night wood

when you go to bed with a hard on cause you think of your hot girl friend all the time

before going to bed, he thought of his girlfriend and ended up suffering rom night wood then waking up with morning wood.

by jhraolvh;ie December 1, 2009

Night wood

It's like morning wood, but you get it before going to sleep. It's an erection that just keeps you awake for a while and you can't fall asleep with it. One simply has to work it out.

Mom: Go to sleep honey!
Orlando (to himself): Damn this night wood, I'm really tired and I just want to go to sleep.

by White Xmas December 27, 2013

Night Wood

When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.

“Ah shit, is it 12:00am? I got night wood.”

“Babe wake up, I got night wood.”

by ihavenightwoodagain August 23, 2020

night wood

morning wood...but it’s at night.

Samantha: *enters the room*

Me: damn I gotta hide this night wood

by diabettt April 27, 2021

Night in the Woods

A quirky indie game made by Infinite Fall and released on PC, Mac, Linux, and PS4. About a college dropout, Mae. After dropping out of college, Mae finds herself in town, but very different from after she left. Take her on sweet adventures and explore the game, also unlock badges.

1. Oh wow, have you play Night in the Woods lately? I have. The Gregg ending is so good!
2. I'm gonna go take a night in the woods, don't mind me.

by Sky the Cat July 19, 2017

I slept like coarse woody debris last night.

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"

"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."

by forestrychick November 30, 2011

NightWoofGaming

Some Roblox enjoyer who you'll probably find in a game and wonder what the fuck is he doing with his life

"Oh hey look it's NightWoofGaming"

by NightWoof July 14, 2021