before going to bed, he thought of his girlfriend and ended up suffering rom night wood then waking up with morning wood.
by jhraolvh;ie December 01, 2009
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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It's like morning wood, but you get it before going to sleep. It's an erection that just keeps you awake for a while and you can't fall asleep with it. One simply has to work it out.
Mom: Go to sleep honey!
Orlando (to himself): Damn this night wood, I'm really tired and I just want to go to sleep.
Orlando (to himself): Damn this night wood, I'm really tired and I just want to go to sleep.
by White Xmas December 26, 2013
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When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.
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