Night wood
before going to bed, he thought of his girlfriend and ended up suffering rom night wood then waking up with morning wood.
Night wood by jhraolvh;ie December 1, 2009
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Night wood
It's like morning wood, but you get it before going to sleep. It's an erection that just keeps you awake for a while and you can't fall asleep with it. One simply has to work it out.
Mom: Go to sleep honey!
Orlando (to himself): Damn this night wood, I'm really tired and I just want to go to sleep.
Orlando (to himself): Damn this night wood, I'm really tired and I just want to go to sleep.
Night wood by White Xmas December 27, 2013
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Night Wood
When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.
Night Wood by ihavenightwoodagain August 23, 2020
Night in the Woods
A quirky indie game made by Infinite Fall and released on PC, Mac, Linux, and PS4. About a college dropout, Mae. After dropping out of college, Mae finds herself in town, but very different from after she left. Take her on sweet adventures and explore the game, also unlock badges.
1. Oh wow, have you play Night in the Woods lately? I have. The Gregg ending is so good!
2. I'm gonna go take a night in the woods, don't mind me.
2. I'm gonna go take a night in the woods, don't mind me.
Night in the Woods by Sky the Cat July 19, 2017
I slept like coarse woody debris last night.
A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"
"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"
"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."
"No way! That's awesome."
"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."
"No way! That's awesome."
I slept like coarse woody debris last night. by forestrychick November 30, 2011
NightWoofGaming
Some Roblox enjoyer who you'll probably find in a game and wonder what the fuck is he doing with his life
NightWoofGaming by NightWoof July 14, 2021
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