Night wood
before going to bed, he thought of his girlfriend and ended up suffering rom night wood then waking up with morning wood.
Night wood by jhraolvh;ie December 1, 2009
Words you can keep
Night wood
It's like morning wood, but you get it before going to sleep. It's an erection that just keeps you awake for a while and you can't fall asleep with it. One simply has to work it out.
Mom: Go to sleep honey!
Orlando (to himself): Damn this night wood, I'm really tired and I just want to go to sleep.
Orlando (to himself): Damn this night wood, I'm really tired and I just want to go to sleep.
Night wood by White Xmas December 27, 2013
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Night Wood
When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.
Night Wood by ihavenightwoodagain August 23, 2020
Night in the Woods
A quirky indie game made by Infinite Fall and released on PC, Mac, Linux, and PS4. About a college dropout, Mae. After dropping out of college, Mae finds herself in town, but very different from after she left. Take her on sweet adventures and explore the game, also unlock badges.
1. Oh wow, have you play Night in the Woods lately? I have. The Gregg ending is so good!
2. I'm gonna go take a night in the woods, don't mind me.
2. I'm gonna go take a night in the woods, don't mind me.
Night in the Woods by Sky the Cat July 19, 2017
I slept like coarse woody debris last night.
A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"
"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"
"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."
"No way! That's awesome."
"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."
"No way! That's awesome."
I slept like coarse woody debris last night. by forestrychick November 30, 2011
NightWoofGaming
Some Roblox enjoyer who you'll probably find in a game and wonder what the fuck is he doing with his life
NightWoofGaming by NightWoof July 14, 2021
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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