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Night Freak 

Is when a person is involuntarily accosted sexually, normally in the form of oral sex, generally referred to when it is the female initiating the act while she is awake and her male target is asleep. Although the scenario thus described is the most common usage, it does have derivatives and alternative sexual encounters that relate to the same. 1.) When an awake female performs oral sex, or fellatio, on a male when he is asleep. 2.) Any sexual situation that is perpetuated by a waking party, or parties, as the sexual target is accosted. 3.) Having an orgasm during a 'night freak' session, whether awake or asleep, when climax occurs. It is often a reciprocal statement of the obvious.
After a female pulls such a stunt on a sleeping male: "Whoa! I couldn't believe that such a church going girl like Linda would pull a 'night freak' on me like that!"

When a guy awakes during a 'night freak' and cums: "Oh, God! I just 'night freaked', baby!"

A gay encounter: "I thought he was just dreamy and he shot out buckets and howled like a wolf when I did a 'night freak' on him! Whadda guy!!"
Words you can keep

Sunday Night Freak Show 

Every Sunday evening on TLC they have shows about tree man or the woman with giant legs.
Me: "Did you hear about the 40 year old stuck in a 10 year olds body?"
You: "Yeah, it was on the Sunday Night Freak Show."
Sunday Night Freak Show by BixiBite January 25, 2011

late night closet freak 

A lady who decides to be prude on the streets but when late night come, oh watch yo' bad self.
Good thing your parents don't know she's a late night closet freak.
late night closet freak by Mlewis February 15, 2008

Night freaks

When you get up to go to the toilet in the night and when your done you run back to the bed as quickly as you can as you can sense a evil presence.
Night freaks occur often when one has a weak bladder
Night freaks by Ghosthunter88 March 3, 2017

getting freaky on a friday night yeah 

dude: getting freaky on a Friday night yeah
other dude: stop playing fnf its not good for you

nightbreaker 

an event that occurs which essentially ruins the rest of the night, but it never brings the night to an end it just results in a night full of regrets

something that seems like a good decision at the time but looking back on it you ask yourself, what was running through my head that night?
OMG that shot is going to be the nightbreaker

Nightbreak 

A name, stemming from an ill-fated fictional character, lent to any of a number of personality types, including self serving, nancy-boy, parasol carrying goth wannabes, dickheads, morons, douche-bags, imbeciles, and generally any one person who causes extremely forceful instances of anger, fear, hatred, annoyance, or pure, soul-seething hatred at the mere mention of their name. Also; one whose name inspires fear of subsequent appearance. An immense cock, seeming to be brazenly insensitive about the problems of people around him. In actuality, he is too moronic to see past himself and his magic marker-drawn wrist scars
"Look at that Twi-Tard, he's a total Nightbreak"

Person 1: "Remember Nightbreak?"

Person 2: "Shhh! Do you want him to show up?!"
Nightbreak by grimsmote June 13, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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