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Niggardry 

the used to identify the pure malice and hatred some niggas use to fuck up your life any and all the time. it can only be fought off with anti-niggardry tools like books, jobs applications, responsibilty, and popeyes chicken.
hater: aye nigga you aint even all that, i hope you die twice tomorrow!

sensible negro: aye man quit spreadin all that niggardry around here. thats black magic

hater: what you gon do nigga!!???

sensible negro: *pulls out a book* READ NIGGA!!!

Hater: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*melts into the darkness*
Niggardry by newsome280 April 9, 2009
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Niggardliness 

Stingy, miserly, cheap, penny pincher, petty . This word appears unrelated to a slang term for people of African descent (nigger from the Latin -> niger -> black ) and probably comes from the Norse-> nigla -> consistently petty
Our house guest accused me of niggardliness when I got him a Busch instead of Heineken.
My niggardly grandfather only ever gave a quarter on my birthday, sans card !
Someone prone to niggardliness might count the pickles on their cheeseburger.
A stingy or ungenerous person; one who is or is behaving niggardly. Despite popular belief, the word is actually historically considered highly offensive. Should not be confused with the word nigger, which is also highly offensive, but in a different way. In everyday speech, the two words sound nearly identical, so it's a good rule of thumb to save the word for print. It's considered pretty archaic anyway, so it's probably not a good idea to use it in any context unless you want to offend someone who has a less developed vocabulary.

See niggardly, niggardliness.
Person With a Large Vocabulary: Why won't you give me a dollar? You're such a niggard.

Person With a Small Vocabulary: WHAT'D YOU JUST CALL ME?!

Person With a Large Vocabulary: I called you a niggard. You know: stingy, not generous, generally not the kind of person you'd want to hang out with.

Person With a Small Vocabulary: Now you're just being racist!
Niggard by lovesmesumcake October 18, 2008
A "Niggward" is used to define a black squid
You silly niggward.
niggward by Niggwardo January 19, 2018
That nigtard almost got us killed..walking in the middle of the highway like that.
nigtard by tyler frenchie March 27, 2009
A real word that is not the n word. It means a greedy person.
Person 1: John is such a niggard.

Person 2: Excuse me?
Niggard by SmithJacks September 15, 2020
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