Nigellism 

A religion where one worships Nigella Lawson and her luscious cooking.

Person 1: Oi mate, pray to God.
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I believe in Nigellism.

Nigellism by S156 November 7, 2010

niggalism 

The believes and practice of a tipical nigga! This way of life is strongly practice anywhere worldwide where high levels of ignorance inhabitants a specific area. Theses areas are usually ghettos, hoods, and outskirts of suburban white neighborhoods!

Yo De'Sean, it was nice chilling with you my nigga! We straight thugging and harassing white people man our niggalism was on point!

niggalism by youngthese June 10, 2014

Niallism 

The philosophical school of thought in which one knows he is wrong but constantly tries to convince others to believe him anyway. Belief system is founded in pseudo-scientific.

Niall: "Reiki is the best way to solve any problem. Also, I don't think women should be allowed in the workforce."
Deutsch: "You're such a Niallist. I hate Niallism"

Niallism by The Deutschinator April 20, 2012

Nielsism 

Nielsism -

The active religious belief of a god with the infinite amounts of wisdom, courage, love, power, and so much more. Niels, the god whom I am addressing, is the most significant form of all of us. He lies within our souls, and he holds no flaws. He may not be the creator of the universe, but he sure is Ishani's. The pleasant words ever spoken from his mouth shall be forever known due to his choice in phrases of the most loving and meaningful. 💓✨

To honor our god, we must respect all of his wishes, but if you're Ishani then you shall also shower him in kisses. 💓✨

To celebrate his presence, we must be kind to one another because that's what he would choose, but if you're Ishani then you must ambush him with the most lovely hugs. 💓✨

To thank our god, we must always commit good deeds, but if you're Ishani then always be by his side and never stop loving him. 💓✨

Daniel: Hey guys! What religion do y'all follow?
Ishani: Heheh I follow Nielsism!
Daniel: Oh my god, what a coincidence?! So do I!
Ishani: WOW, so cool!
Daniel: Yes! For I can be a better person.

Nielsism by ishyfishy September 27, 2019

Nielsism 

Nielsism is the concept of disliking anything sexual or any body features.
That means that you dislike things like: breasts, vulva's, penises, butts etc.

Stijn: "Look at those hot titties"

Niels: "Eww put that away please"

Mark and Bart: "Damn, I think he has Nielsism"

Nielsism by StevieNotAWonder January 6, 2023

nigbellish 

adjective-to over embellish in the black sense

The black girl from GLEE nigbellished that song by performing with lots of hand gestures, intense body movements, and long ass notes, like a stereotypical obese lady in a deep south baptist church choir.

nigbellish by speobaz December 10, 2009

Nielsisme 

1. Alle seksuele dingen niet leuk vinden, of haten.

2. Alle seksuele dingen lelijk vinden

Dat houdt in: borsten, vulva's, piemels, konten etc.

Stijn: "Yoo, deze chick heeft echt lekkere tieten."

Niels: "Ieuw Gadverdamme, haal dat weg!"

Mark tegen Bart: "Damn, ik denk dat hij Nielsisme heeft."

Nielsisme by StevieNotAWonder January 6, 2023