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An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
Nigelitis by udu_ May 23, 2009
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A niger who is very religious. Across between Biblical and niger.
I tell you one thing about Jermaine - when he got out of jail the last time he was very Niglical.
Niglical by klukluxkingdom August 3, 2009
You are nigelic if and when you are faced with a problem, irregardless of difficulty, and you immediately announce that "this is so easy" to the world. On closer examination you realize that the problem wasn't so easy and your claim to being epitome of intellectualism is a sham.
Man, I showed him a quantum mechanics problem and he immediately declared that it was so easy. Needless to say he didn't know where to start, he's so nigelic.
nigelic by Alexander March 22, 2005
My Nigerias are Cold!

Nigerican 

Now that the USA has a "black" president (who is mostly Arabic), we are a black nation. Now let us have Kwanzaa you inbred Nigericans.
Bill: yo brother, it's that time of the year ...
Terrance: yeah my nigga, Kwanzaa - the national holiday for all Nigercans in the US of nigga A.
Cletus: I am now a true Nigerican. Thank you Obama for being the first black president's that is really an Arab.
Obama: My fellow Nigericans, this is being those a black nations now and I want my's peoples to being have those dreams they'd be dreaming about - about having those them there whte peoples cleaning our toilets. Ours nation be's for the nigger, to the nigger, and by the nigger, for all the niggers.
Now lets have them us a real inauguration and let's do's some real blasphemy while I being swearing my nigger ass in on the Koran.
Now, all you all's, repeat this shit I's gots so my nigger friends that mostly being serving time in prison got's some hope. I loves me being a nigger and I love my other niggers that have being held down by the white mans. Let's start our self's a welfares plan to be taking care of ours niggers and make those crackers pay for whipping mine grandaddy! We can make this here country our nigger nation! We can make this here country Nigerica! Obama 2008, I'ms being the nigger that decieved all you all! You fucken stupid crackers - I can't believe you voted for me's ! No matters what, I nows you's massa and yo are my slavezd!

Obama for president! I am your nigger! I may be your sand nigger, bit I am still your nigger, and nothing but a nigger just the same. Obama - Who's you nigger?
when there is a cycle that keeps minorities down. a downward spiral thats keeps a minority or the poor down. a catch 22 that affects the poor.
you dont have money so you get a job. you buy a shitty car to get to work to make money and then get pulled over and the police find out you have no insurance. you get fined a large sum of money for not having the money to buy insurance. its a niglical situation.
niglical by 8bt August 23, 2007
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

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