Alexander's definitions

Faux-merican

adj. or n. Faux-merican is an individual who claims to love freedom, but in fact knows very little about freedom. The average faux-merican will tell others what to do, what's right and what's wrong, and encourage or force others not to do things he/she deems as "wrong". They are usually conservative, but can come from any political background. They are the people who bash the French for no reason. They are the folks who watch Foxnews and think Rush Limbaugh is a swell guy with a little problem. They're the people who spat on troops coming back from Vietnam. They are ignorant, undereducated, but have opinions on anything and everything which are usually wrong. They are the folks who chastise you for speaking out against the war in Iraq.
In short, they are the people who give America a bad name. They are closet fascists who think that freedom means doing everything the bible / cnn / Rush Limbaugh / Bill Clinton / or whoever / whatever says. They're the ones who make you cringe and wish you were Canadian when they open their mouths.

"Even though gay marriage doesn't affect me in the slightest, I think it should be banned by a constitutional amendment. Gay people don't deserve freedoms or rights."
"Dude, stop being such a faux-merican."

by Alexander July 23, 2004

the smiths

One of the first Indie bands of all time. A brit pop band with Morrisey as the lead singer

damn I had no idea morrisey was A sexual, weird

by alexander November 30, 2003

dueno

a beaced whale. Very latina. Very poopy. Very Fat.

"Ah man did you see dat dueno? it was so fat it took up the whole room."

by Alexander May 13, 2005

Ice fiend

Someone who is addicted to methamphetamine

Nick is an Ice fiend, look hes tweaking right now.

by alexander January 11, 2004

nappa

An derogative name for someone of a different racial creed to that of your own, usually someone who has offended you.

"Some nappa has pilfred me pillons lid" = Some person of other creed has stolen my bicycle helmet

by alexander May 1, 2004

Juneau

Juneau is the current capitol of Alaska, where it is rumored that teams of dogs lead men to mines of gold and bears out number humans 2/1. When disscusing Juenau the small white logging town of Sitka, may arise in conversation. It is best in these situations to ignore the subject of Sitka, as it's residents are still some what sore that it is not the capitol.

No wonder why Juenau is the captiol Josh, Sitka blows ass, through a tracheotomy tube.

by Alexander March 8, 2005

condomnundrum

The moment of indecision encountered after opening a fresh condom concerning which way it should unroll.

Bill lost his wood while solving his latest condomnundrum.

by aLeXaNdEr September 8, 2014