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Niecedaughter 

Similar to a Nephson, when the Mother is the Sister of the Niecedaughters Father, meaning the daughter is the niece and the niece is the daughter, so the mother's brother is the father.

Usually these women are given sophisticated or royal names to make up for their unfortunate inbred Gene's to try and disguise the disgusting deadly trait permenetaly implanted in their DNA by their Uncle/Father.
Mother: "Elizabeth sweetie poo, would you please pass your sippy cup so I can refill it with more juicy juice; and please try not to spill it on your asymmetrical breasts this time my lil dum dum.

Elizabeth: (Gurrgly saliva spit noises from mouth with weird grunts) Meeh meeh meeh muhh, joooose!! Meoaahhrrroww mu much, dank momma, meeuhmu( more gurggly noises and spit falling onto bib) hiiieeyoow, ima two five yeeerrsss owwwldd.

Guy #1: Hey man, how's it been going on dates with her? Did you guys catch any cool flicks together?

Guy #2: ya Elizabethe's been cool to hang out with, but no, we can't go to the movies..she won't stop making grunting noises and drooling all over her bib, even at 24 years old.. plus the movie security thinks she's wearing her Covid 19 mask on her chest, but I tried telling them it was to catch her drool since she is an Inbred Niecedaughter. Also a bummer is her pussy is extra stinky and has abnormal cream on the sidewalls when we fuck. I'll probably pretend like we never happened and let her ride the family cock courasol.

Guy #1: Aw shoot bro, I really thought you guys were two peas in a pod. Perhaps your not a captain save-an-inbred after all. If I were you I'd hit Molly or Alana. I hear they're craving your nuts, plus they can damn near pay for all the dates after those Modelling gigs.
Niecedaughter by murphy-dogy October 17, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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