An elongation of an individual's name utilized in the stead of a person's real name when said person's birth name is too short to form a Nickname. May be
accidentally used at the annoyance of said person or may be purposefully used again at the annoyance of said
individual.
Examples:
Larry: "Meet Cassandra"
Casey: "My birth name is Casey..."
Larry: "Ha - okay Cassandra"
Larry: "Meet Ianovancovich the Third"
Ian: "Larry
you're a dick"
Larry: "Meet Chipotlepech"
Chip: "...my name is Chip"
Larry: "Hahahaha who the fuck names a kid Chip?!?"