Nicolas Cruz

Some kid that goes to CSHS. No girl likes him and he can't seem to get that in his head for some reason.

Person 1: You know Nicolas Cruz!?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to ask me out, like, what the fuck, doesn't he know, no girl likes him!
Person 1: why can't he get that in his head!?

Nicolas Cruz by UwU-69 April 5, 2020

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He shot and killed 17 people on Feb 14 2018 at mojory stoneman douglas high school

nikolas cruz killed 17 people

nikolas cruz by britney's queen June 12, 2018

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Nikolas Cruz

Handsome young man, but killed 17 people.
Serious definition: A young man who opened fire at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida on February 14th, 2018. He killed 17 people and injured 17 others.

Person 1: Do you know who Nikolas Cruz is?
Person 2: Isn't that that kid who killed 17 people?

Nikolas Cruz by rebsvodka July 31, 2019

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Nicholas Libby-Cruz

If you have a Nicholas Libby crus in your life keep him he is a great athlete and guy. He will treat you like royalty and he will give you the world.

“His name is Nicholas Libby-Cruz?! Keep him

Nicholas Libby-Cruz by Nick WRLD999 November 22, 2020

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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