Nicolas Cruz

Some kid that goes to CSHS. No girl likes him and he can't seem to get that in his head for some reason.

Person 1: You know Nicolas Cruz!?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to ask me out, like, what the fuck, doesn't he know, no girl likes him!
Person 1: why can't he get that in his head!?

Nicolas Cruz by UwU-69 April 5, 2020

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He shot and killed 17 people on Feb 14 2018 at mojory stoneman douglas high school

nikolas cruz killed 17 people

nikolas cruz by britney's queen June 12, 2018

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Nikolas Cruz

Handsome young man, but killed 17 people.
Serious definition: A young man who opened fire at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida on February 14th, 2018. He killed 17 people and injured 17 others.

Person 1: Do you know who Nikolas Cruz is?
Person 2: Isn't that that kid who killed 17 people?

Nikolas Cruz by rebsvodka July 31, 2019

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Nicholas Libby-Cruz

If you have a Nicholas Libby crus in your life keep him he is a great athlete and guy. He will treat you like royalty and he will give you the world.

“His name is Nicholas Libby-Cruz?! Keep him

Nicholas Libby-Cruz by Nick WRLD999 November 22, 2020

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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