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Nice Shoes 

An expression usually followed by "wanna fuck" as a very bad chat up line, which does often work. The expression "Nice shoes..." can be said alone, with the hope the other person will realise what you are asking them, if they do and say yes, you've pulled, if they realise and say no, you say "i have no idea what you mean, i like your shoes". It is also an inside joke shared between many, in which "Nice shoes..." is shouted across the room to a friend, then they reply "wanna fuck?!"
Me: "Hey syafiera, nice shoes! *winks*"
Syafiera: "Wanna fuck!?"
Nice Shoes by .Blood.Lust. December 15, 2008
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Nice Shoes 

A compliment ussually having nothing to do with the quality of your shoes.

The beginning of a pick up line flawlessy executed many-a-time by Mob and Jon.

To enjoy feet.

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Nice Shoes by Mob June 12, 2003

nice shoes 

To say nice shoes to a girl has nothing to do with what's on their feet, but what's inside their bra. Nice shoes in other words means "nice breasts"
(big breasted girl walks by)
Dude: Damn baby... Nice shoes.
Girl: Hehe, thanks. I got them at Footlocker.
Dude: (give smile)
nice shoes by Sean Dominguez June 17, 2004

Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?

Funny Pick up Line
Preferably used as a joke
A direct speech to ask if the person wants to have sex
Good way to change a pace in a discussion
Try it out(as a joke)
Failix: "Damn this girl is hot"
Failix used the the pick up line: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Hot Girl: "Sure"

Conclusion: IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck? by RaioKai October 15, 2011

nice shoes! Wanna fuck? 

A sophisticated and stylish way to let someone know that you fancy them.
P1: *thinks* ooer, shes cute!! *walks over to p2*
P2: Hi.
P1: nice shoes! Wanna fuck?
nice shoes! Wanna fuck? by louis October 24, 2001

nice shoes...... two feet 

An self-acknowledged pathetic put-down. From the failed put-down in the Simpsons, one bully says "Nice glasses four eyes", the other bully says "yeah, and nice shoes......two feet."
-You're an asshole.
-I'M an asshole??? Well........nice shoes.......two feet.

Nice shoes, wanna Netflix and chill? 

A super-direct way to get in the door for a fuck. Netflix and chill, means that you are going to go over to your partners house and fuck with Netflix in the background. The compliment about the shoes, ensures this approach's effectiveness.
Bromigo 1: Yo, me and Karen totally just fucked to "Despicable Me 2"
Bromigo 2: Bruh...dude! How'd you get her to agree to that!?!
Bromigo 1: I said what any proper gentleman would, "Nice Shoes, wanna Netflix and Chill?"