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Nice shit 

The prettest of all turds
Thats one hell of a nice shit you took.
Nice shit by Shithouse man November 5, 2018

nice shit hay 

originally spoken by Shaycarls mother, mother of famous youtube celebrity Shaycarl, when he made a good shot in baseball.

Now used as a general acknowledgement when Shaycarl does something of same nature.
shaycarl owns the channels
youtube.com/shaytards
youtube.com/iphonetard
youtube.com/shaycarl
youtube.com/shayloss
grandma/tard: "nice Shit hay,,, oopps I mean nice hit Shay"
nice shit hay by shaytards viewer August 18, 2011

Nice girls shit ice cream. 

A common delusion afflicting the self-styled "nice girl" (who may be either male or female), which consists of the mistaken belief that he/she is soooo superior to the "great unwashed" masses that he/she is excused from the indignity of being subject to the same natural bodily functions as the rest of us. One specific sense of the word denotes sexual frigidity -- i.e., "nice girls" don't have orgasms; they only submit to sexual intercourse in order to fulfill their duty to God and Country.
The girl acts as though she had a Tastee Freez dispenser up her butt. Pretends the thought of having sex has never entered her mind. Yeah, right, and nice girls shit ice cream.

nice as shit 

"Yo you nice as shiiiiiit...like willad."
nice as shit by lucas dan March 28, 2005

nice shitepipe

If someone has a nice shite pipe, they have a tidy-as-fuck hole, in which someone would love to ram their bear cock up
Thomas: Jesus Christ, she'd get it, she has a nice shitepipe
Me: the fuck is a shite pipe?
Thomas: the hole, just the hole
nice shitepipe by McGinnTheRealOG December 18, 2013

if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty. 

When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.
James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.

Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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