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nice tits 

breasts or chest on a female found to excite the male observing them - usually causing an erection or hard on and possibly enticing the male to jack off.
she had really nice tits and she was kind enough to let me jack off onto them.
nice tits by newbruno August 2, 2006
Words you can keep

Nice Tits 

Its an insult to fat males with man boobs; sarcasm.
Chris: Its hot, i think I wanna take a swim in the pool.
Eva: Count me in.
(Chris takes his shit off)
Eva: whoa nice tits
Chris: Shut up bitch
Nice Tits by TheRealest718 November 19, 2010

Nice Tits 

Something done in a fashion that is spectacular, above and beyond, or way cool
Joe Shmo: Hey dad I got an A on my spelling test

Mr. Shmo: Hey son, nice tits

nice tits flash kids 

Friend: I like this icecream
You: Me too
You: Nice tits flash kids

nice tits cunt 

How to say I love you in Australian
Person 1: Nice Tits Cunt.
Person 2: Awww Youre the sweetest to me I love you too.
nice tits cunt by Wang05 March 8, 2023

nice tits flash kids 

You : I like this television show ..... Nice tits flash kids
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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