Newster 

A person that dresses in a new, exciting, and sometimes with a futuristic approach.

I wore fat lady jeans up to my waist today, which was totally newster 'cuz i paired it with an oversized hat.

Newster by Nat Sel February 9, 2013

Gav'newster

A massive wild fire consuming forests, homes, and all manner of chaos until finally exhausted and extinguished by volunteer prisoners and illegal immigrants. Occurs mostly in California but may spread to all of America in 2028 and beyond.

The massive Gav'newster burned over 5,000 homes in Pacific Palisades alone last year, and the next one could be even worse!

Gav'newster by CaliKing2000 October 12, 2025

empty nester 

A parent whose children have grown up and left home.

Your daughter's come of age, eh? Well, you'll be an empty nester soon!

empty nester by wmem May 9, 2006

The Newsted 

A haircut that is shaved underneath, and long on top, like bassist Jason Newsted's during his early Metallica years. It became re-popularized in the early-to-mid 2000-teens. Hipsters and worship pastors love it.

Dude #1: I just got a new haircut

Dude #2: What kind?

Dude #1: The Newsted

Dude #2: Awesome!

The Newsted by grthompson June 1, 2017

Fox Newstard 

A disparaging term for someone whose mind is so undeveloped and inadequate that they rely solely on Fox News for information.

The Mobster in Chief has demonstrated that he is, without a doubt, the biggest Fox Newstard of all time.

Fox Newstard by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

fake newstards 

The Obstructionist in Chief’s favorite nickname for journalists.

Hey you fake newstards, why don’t you ever ask me about my personal use of disinfectant or hydroxychloroquine anymore?

fake newstards by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

Newsted 

The term "Newsted'd" originaly derived from the 2nd bass player for metallica Jason Newsted, and it can mean many things.

1) To replace something / someone and have it never live up to the expectations of the original thing / person.

2) To be a bass player in a band and have your bass almost completely cut out of the mix so that you can't hear it.

3) To be generically owned by someone else in the sense that the ownee was left out or isolated by the ownerer.

1) Oh man, i totally got newsted'd when i bought this new car my old one completely owns it.

Billy dumped his girlfriend Veronica because he felt totally newsted'd when he compared her to his previous girlfriend.

2) I'm quitting my band they totally newsted'd me on our last CD.

3) Dude we just totally newsted'd that wanker at the shops, we told him we were going into the titty bar… but really we went into another titty bar!

Newsted by Flahn Premium Light January 30, 2007