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A massive wild fire consuming forests, homes, and all manner of chaos until finally exhausted and extinguished by volunteer prisoners and illegal immigrants. Occurs mostly in California but may spread to all of America in 2028 and beyond.
The massive Gav'newster burned over 5,000 homes in Pacific Palisades alone last year, and the next one could be even worse!
by CaliKing2000 October 12, 2025
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