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Newsplaining 

Explanations provided by the Mainstream Media that fits into their agenda setting narrative.
High school kid in a MAGA hat smirks at a hostile Native American man who approached him and beat a drum in his face. The mainstream media uses newsplaining to tell Americans how racist the kid is.
Newsplaining by Bubb Rubb 21 February 6, 2019

newspinion 

An article or video segment resultant of the bastardization of opinion and objective news.

See: Fox News
Looks like Fox News is running another newspinion on abortion tonight.
newspinion by leeismichael October 6, 2010

newsblind 

...Newsblind... like noseblind... we have a numbness to news and events in the world.. we get so much slung at us thru the media...we just go numb.. our mind just doesn't flinch any more... symptoms of newsblindness include; fits of rage, but no known cause... an overwhelming sadness... isolating ourselves from the world while wanting more interaction with people... the inability to go anywhere without our phones... yet we curse being a slave to them...
Me: Holy shit!!! They shot up another school!!! OMG this is getting out of hand!!!
You: Hey where do you want to eat at tonight?
Me: Holy shit!!! Didn't you even hear me?
You: Pizza sounds good.
Me: OMG you are newsblind!!!
newsblind by Busted Hatchet February 26, 2018

Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah 

(Mer-ee nu-soul-giv-ing-kwan-za-ka)

What you say to People when you don't want to be PC, but at the same time you want to be inclusive.
Example:

Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah my maybe religious friend.

Geminin altında kalırken neslinin tükenmemesi için balinayla çiftleşen vatoz pornosu 

That is a big Turkish legend which means porn of stingray which have to mate with a whale in order to avoid extincton because of getting buried under a sinking ship.
Do any one have Geminin altında kalırken neslinin tükenmemesi için balinayla çiftleşen vatoz pornosu ?
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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