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Newsolini by Theaveragetrumpsupporter July 27, 2021
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Newsplaining
High school kid in a MAGA hat smirks at a hostile Native American man who approached him and beat a drum in his face. The mainstream media uses newsplaining to tell Americans how racist the kid is.
Newsplaining by Bubb Rubb 21 February 6, 2019
newspinion
An article or video segment resultant of the bastardization of opinion and objective news.
See: Fox News
See: Fox News
newspinion by leeismichael October 6, 2010
newsblind
...Newsblind... like noseblind... we have a numbness to news and events in the world.. we get so much slung at us thru the media...we just go numb.. our mind just doesn't flinch any more... symptoms of newsblindness include; fits of rage, but no known cause... an overwhelming sadness... isolating ourselves from the world while wanting more interaction with people... the inability to go anywhere without our phones... yet we curse being a slave to them...
Me: Holy shit!!! They shot up another school!!! OMG this is getting out of hand!!!
You: Hey where do you want to eat at tonight?
Me: Holy shit!!! Didn't you even hear me?
You: Pizza sounds good.
Me: OMG you are newsblind!!!
You: Hey where do you want to eat at tonight?
Me: Holy shit!!! Didn't you even hear me?
You: Pizza sounds good.
Me: OMG you are newsblind!!!
newsblind by Busted Hatchet February 26, 2018
Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah
(Mer-ee nu-soul-giv-ing-kwan-za-ka)
What you say to People when you don't want to be PC, but at the same time you want to be inclusive.
What you say to People when you don't want to be PC, but at the same time you want to be inclusive.
Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah by JoTheGayUnicorn June 13, 2017
Geminin altında kalırken neslinin tükenmemesi için balinayla çiftleşen vatoz pornosu
That is a big Turkish legend which means porn of stingray which have to mate with a whale in order to avoid extincton because of getting buried under a sinking ship.