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Newsplaining 

Explanations provided by the Mainstream Media that fits into their agenda setting narrative.
High school kid in a MAGA hat smirks at a hostile Native American man who approached him and beat a drum in his face. The mainstream media uses newsplaining to tell Americans how racist the kid is.
Newsplaining by Bubb Rubb 21 February 6, 2019

newspinion 

An article or video segment resultant of the bastardization of opinion and objective news.

See: Fox News
Looks like Fox News is running another newspinion on abortion tonight.
newspinion by leeismichael October 6, 2010

newsblind 

...Newsblind... like noseblind... we have a numbness to news and events in the world.. we get so much slung at us thru the media...we just go numb.. our mind just doesn't flinch any more... symptoms of newsblindness include; fits of rage, but no known cause... an overwhelming sadness... isolating ourselves from the world while wanting more interaction with people... the inability to go anywhere without our phones... yet we curse being a slave to them...
Me: Holy shit!!! They shot up another school!!! OMG this is getting out of hand!!!
You: Hey where do you want to eat at tonight?
Me: Holy shit!!! Didn't you even hear me?
You: Pizza sounds good.
Me: OMG you are newsblind!!!
newsblind by Busted Hatchet February 26, 2018

Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah 

(Mer-ee nu-soul-giv-ing-kwan-za-ka)

What you say to People when you don't want to be PC, but at the same time you want to be inclusive.
Example:

Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah my maybe religious friend.

Geminin altında kalırken neslinin tükenmemesi için balinayla çiftleşen vatoz pornosu 

That is a big Turkish legend which means porn of stingray which have to mate with a whale in order to avoid extincton because of getting buried under a sinking ship.
Do any one have Geminin altında kalırken neslinin tükenmemesi için balinayla çiftleşen vatoz pornosu ?
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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