Newsolini

The worst Governor of California

-OMG Newsolini destroyed this state!
-I know right!

Newsolini by Theaveragetrumpsupporter July 27, 2021

Newsplaining 

Explanations provided by the Mainstream Media that fits into their agenda setting narrative.

High school kid in a MAGA hat smirks at a hostile Native American man who approached him and beat a drum in his face. The mainstream media uses newsplaining to tell Americans how racist the kid is.

Newsplaining by Bubb Rubb 21 February 6, 2019

newspinion 

An article or video segment resultant of the bastardization of opinion and objective news.

See: Fox News

Looks like Fox News is running another newspinion on abortion tonight.

newspinion by leeismichael October 6, 2010

newsblind 

...Newsblind... like noseblind... we have a numbness to news and events in the world.. we get so much slung at us thru the media...we just go numb.. our mind just doesn't flinch any more... symptoms of newsblindness include; fits of rage, but no known cause... an overwhelming sadness... isolating ourselves from the world while wanting more interaction with people... the inability to go anywhere without our phones... yet we curse being a slave to them...

Me: Holy shit!!! They shot up another school!!! OMG this is getting out of hand!!!
You: Hey where do you want to eat at tonight?
Me: Holy shit!!! Didn't you even hear me?
You: Pizza sounds good.
Me: OMG you are newsblind!!!

newsblind by Busted Hatchet February 26, 2018

Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah 

(Mer-ee nu-soul-giv-ing-kwan-za-ka)

What you say to People when you don't want to be PC, but at the same time you want to be inclusive.

Example:

Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah my maybe religious friend.

Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah by JoTheGayUnicorn June 13, 2017

Geminin altında kalırken neslinin tükenmemesi için balinayla çiftleşen vatoz pornosu 

That is a big Turkish legend which means porn of stingray which have to mate with a whale in order to avoid extincton because of getting buried under a sinking ship.

Do any one have Geminin altında kalırken neslinin tükenmemesi için balinayla çiftleşen vatoz pornosu ?

Geminin altında kalırken neslinin tükenmemesi için balinayla çiftleşen vatoz pornosu by KiyeliPanda February 23, 2019