newsblind 

...Newsblind... like noseblind... we have a numbness to news and events in the world.. we get so much slung at us thru the media...we just go numb.. our mind just doesn't flinch any more... symptoms of newsblindness include; fits of rage, but no known cause... an overwhelming sadness... isolating ourselves from the world while wanting more interaction with people... the inability to go anywhere without our phones... yet we curse being a slave to them...

Me: Holy shit!!! They shot up another school!!! OMG this is getting out of hand!!!
You: Hey where do you want to eat at tonight?
Me: Holy shit!!! Didn't you even hear me?
You: Pizza sounds good.
Me: OMG you are newsblind!!!

newsblind by Busted Hatchet February 26, 2018

Newslandia 

A discord server seeking independence

Newslandia is the most amazing micro-nation server ever.

Newslandia by SovietMapping May 10, 2021

Newsolini

The worst Governor of California

-OMG Newsolini destroyed this state!
-I know right!

Newsolini by Theaveragetrumpsupporter July 27, 2021

netblind 

Unable to reach online resources such as google, mapquest, or myspace either because your internet connection is down or because you're unable to get to a computer. This might precipitate the need to call a friend and use them as a Tank.

My motherboard fried and I've been netblind ever since. The email must be piled up to my nipples by now.

I can't get you his phone number, it's on myspace and i'm netblind at the minute.

netblind by hoodrat December 15, 2005

newbling 

A new player in a game or guild, specially in Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games like Everquest and World of Warcraft.

We could use the newblings in the upcoming guild war as canon fodder.

newbling by VTODD August 29, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008