Newpark Comprehensive School

Secondary school located in Blackrock, Co. Dublin, Ireland. It is world famous for it's snowboarding teams. In 2015, 69 students died when a flock of ostriches that escaped from Dublin Zoo stampeded through the building. The school is also known for its excessive use of drugs and it's bacon factory located in the sports centre.
"Hey John why are sucking Bill's dick? Are you gay or something?". "No I'm from Newpark Comprehensive School".
by I Think I Caught Berkels October 17, 2019
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Newpark comprehensive

A fucking awful school in blackrock dublin that is known for bullying, drugs, sex, awful teachers, people that dont know how to take a shower, gay people and furrys in conclusion dont send your kids here it is traumatizing
person1" yeah i go to newpark comprehensive"

person2" oh shit dont bite me"
by fuckyouhughandfuckyounewpark February 17, 2024
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