Tobias is a never nude.
by titstitstitstitstitstitstits March 13, 2012
One who can never be nude. Often wears cutoff's and body suits. One may also paint themselves blue. There are dozens of them, Dozens!
by PaSaVaBa January 08, 2005
Someone who is uncomfortable naked, and thus always has some garment of clothing on, even while bathing.
Tobias from Arrested Development is a never nude.
by Mike Smith November 27, 2004
by SaV January 08, 2005
An obsessive-compulsive disorder similar to gymnophobia, which makes it very difficult for the sufferer to be naked. Many cope by always wearing short-cutoff jeans under their underwear, even in the shower. It sounds made up, but they are in fact real and hold yearly conventions and have meetings.
From the time never-nudism was identified in the early 1980s to 2018, there is an estimated 52 of them worldwide.
From the time never-nudism was identified in the early 1980s to 2018, there is an estimated 52 of them worldwide.
Guy 1: Dude, did you know Cruncher's girl has never seen him naked? They've been dating for two years, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Oh shit, you didn't know? Yeah, Cruncher's a never-nude.
Guy 2: Oh shit, you didn't know? Yeah, Cruncher's a never-nude.
by Red John's Friend October 09, 2019
A person who wears cut-offs under his/(her?) pants. Can never be nude and attends annual never-nude conventions.
by Dominik92 March 16, 2008