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An obsessive-compulsive disorder similar to gymnophobia, which makes it very difficult for the sufferer to be naked. Many cope by always wearing short-cutoff jeans under their underwear, even in the shower. It sounds made up, but they are in fact real and hold yearly conventions and have meetings.

From the time never-nudism was identified in the early 1980s to 2018, there is an estimated 52 of them worldwide.
Guy 1: Dude, did you know Cruncher's girl has never seen him naked? They've been dating for two years, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Oh shit, you didn't know? Yeah, Cruncher's a never-nude.
by Red John's Friend October 08, 2019

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Parents Against Sports Society. They are a Canadian group of concerned parents that believe sports breed criminal behavior and are warlike and inhumane. They also allege them of having a language of crime with words and phrases such as "steal the ball", "steal the base" and "touchdown" (Touchdown is a slang pedophiles use for the act of touching a boy "down there").
Man 1: My group i'm representing PASS: Parents Against Sports Society, are a group of concerned parents that believe sports breed criminal behavior and are warlike and inhumane. We also feel that sports have a language of crime with words and phrases such as "steal the ball", "steal the base" and "touchdown".

Man 2: PASS? Well, i'm with SSAP- Sports Society Against Parents that make dumb comments like that!

Man 1: You're just making that up! We're real. We have meetings.
by Red John's Friend October 08, 2019

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