When you have a
boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a
valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel
like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What'
s wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "
Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY
better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your
wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a
better coffee
machine. Now, I can't
stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.