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Neumann

Crazy; white cracker often seen wearing a beanie or some form of head gear.
Man, that guy over there is acting pretty neumann.
by Beobeast February 18, 2009
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neumann

an adjective placed as a prefix to either a verb or a noun. It is used to signify something pathetic or an action that is done poorly.
Wow he sucks at texting girls, what a neumann-flirt...
by Mahanos May 2, 2011
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Neumann Flip

When an individual consumes MDMA and Xanax at the same time.
Did you see John this weekend? He was neumann flipping so hard! hahahhaa
by Michael Shoemaker April 19, 2017
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Neumann College

The most boring college in America. No one that actually looks in to college goes there. It has about 20 people pere classroom and there are more nuns than students. The dorms are like a jail and people there have no sense for real life. I wouldnt recomend going there.
I didnt want to go to a real college so I enrolled at Neumann College.
by LBanks August 29, 2006
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Neumann University

A great , small, catholic college with a great D3 athletic program. Everyone there is so nice, welcoming and helpful. Awesome teachers. Hottest girls ever, and really cute boys. Great place to be, 15 minutes away from downtown Philadelphia. Dorm life is awesome!
She is so nice....she must go to Neumann University

Wow, she looks in shape, she must be a Neumann University volleyball player

Cindy, you are so successful...you went to Neumann University right?!
by Knight696969 January 1, 2012
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neumann college

As LBanks has said, i wouldnt attend neumann college unless..
1. You love church and <3 the thought of having a nun for a teacher in almost every class. But as you expirence more and more in neumann, u find ur self with horrible schedules. If you do attend neumann i suggest finding a class with plenty of bitties in it to get through ur horrid day
I graduated from a bigger Highschool then neumann college
by MikeMalone September 3, 2006
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Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
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