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abigail joy neufeld 

Abi is a stupid and dumb girl. She can play the piano pretty well and isn’t the least athletic. She constantly insults people but doesn’t mean to hurt them. She is honestly a wonderful girl if you get to know her. She stands up for her friends a lot. She doesn’t like to see anyone hurt or alone. She really enjoys being with boys and playing soccer.
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Verb / nooft /
To blacken or char the bottom of a meth pipe.
" Aww man what the fuck, you neufed by bowl "

" This is good shit so don't neuf it up "
Neufed by Rex Webster March 23, 2021
A phrase used to describe one-upping a friend with a very trivial, and often unnecessary, correction; typically referencing statistics and other sports related facts; named after Kyler Neufer (alternative spellings Nuefer, Newfur, Neufter), former Division 3 Collegiate Athlete notorious for this one-upmanship behavior; popularized by NHL forward Josh Norris.
Craig: “Lebron is having a tremendous year, he’s averaging 33 points a game!”
Kyle: “Actually, its 33.2 points per game.”
Zac: “Damn Craig, you just got neufed!”
neufed by handsNfeetRmangos July 14, 2022

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026