1.The art of changing someone's facebook or myspace status to an out of date song lyric to make them look foolish and out of touch socially.
2. Being utterly creepy and getting domed up by heavy set women while trying to maintain the image of liking more attractive girls.
1. Dude, i left my face book open and totally got neefed. He changed my status to some lyrics from forgot about dre.

2. He took home a girl that's a thrower on the track team. She had to weigh at least 225 pounds. He totally neefed out last night.
by bigpuke/london October 20, 2009
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Guy 1: Dude I was vaping yesterday and I got Neefed to a new level...
Guy 2: You're a fag...
by jonnyboi206 December 24, 2016
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Neef, is a wannabe illustrator who attempts to take part in the art of drawing, but really he is a horrible artist. Oliver Age 24 tries to teach everyone who is subscribed to him on YouTube how to draw really good by making video tutorials and drawing TV show characters and stuff really good with 3D effects. Sometimes even 4D effects. But Neef cannot draw really good. If you have watched Oliver Age 24's videos, at the end there is a drawing done by Neef. But anyone, I mean anyone, even an Autistic Ed from Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy could see Neef has done a terrible job.

Ah, Neef...When will you learn?
Neef can also be used to replace other words. In some of Oliver Age 24's videos, Oliver uses the word Neef to replace swear words like in the music video for Pokémon Master.
How the Neef, Can I catch them all, If you keep making more, Pokemon? And how the hell, Can I be the best, If you keep upgrading, My Neefing Pokedex?

I don't give a Neef if it's in 3D, Monochrome was good enough for me, I don't give a Neef about using two screens, Dot Matrix is all I need to see, It's all about Professor Oak, And defeating Gary, It's all about MissingNo, And cloning Rare Candy.
by Afro-Motherfucking-M-A-N October 4, 2013
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a gay panda that likes to fuck a gay bear
yo see george a neef is a gay panda that likes to fuck gay bears not a faggot that likes to lick armpits that is fucken stupid and gay
by blah December 5, 2004
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Neef (neefer, nef, or nefer) is a word that can be used at any time, anyplace, and have any meaning you would like.
It can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, etc. its basically the neeferest word ever.
"Oh my gosh, you're such a neef! I cannot believe you would do that!"
or "Wow, that's the neefest thing I've ever heard you say; so inspiring"
or "Go nef a neef you neefer!"
by Neeph June 2, 2011
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A squeak made by the knee joint during or immediately after sex. A non-vaginal queef that can be produced by either sex.
Bro my right knee neefed hella loud after I got done plowing my chick froggy style"
by Replaceracismwithjustice. October 4, 2019
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The sexual rubbing of knees, resulting in queefing.
Chloe was the first person ive neefed
by penggurl2k11 July 14, 2011
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