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Netwatcher 

(1) often pejorative. Compulsive websurfers who rely on Internet resources as their sole source of information. Often carries a connotation of anti-elitism and a disdain for more tradional "paper-based" sources such as newspapers, encyclopedias, research papers, peer-review publications, or books.
(2) Professional commentators - marketing and media specialists - who track online trends, netiquette, and usage patterns in order to identify changes in behavioural patterns
Militant Wikipedia fans make up a particlarly virulent cult of Netwatchers.
Netwatcher by goodomens September 18, 2006
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nutcatcher 

A colloquial term for the common female, often used in jest.

A nutcatcher is a woman who has copious amounts of sex and always lets the man nut inside.

In fact, nutcatchers are deemed as such because they spend the majority of their time "catching nuts."

Nutcatchers rarely discriminate against sexual partners as they will breed with men of almost any class.
"Guy: women are just nutcatchers. All they're good for is a quick nut and then BAM we out."
"Guy1: Not wrong."

"Guy1: Dude, half of the girls at our school are pregnant and some of them already have children at home!"
"Guy2: I KNOW. They're just like...nutcatchers, man."

"Guy: Man she let me hit it raw."
"Guy1: I'd watch out bro she's a known nutcatcher!"

"A woman just had sex with me in an alley. That was no woman that was a nutcatcher!"

"Yooooo this 40-year-old nutcatcher is really trying to sucker some SIMP into taking care of her and 4 illegitimate kids!"
nutcatcher by beyourownhypeman January 18, 2019
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nerdwatcher 

a person who pays close attention to the activities of members of the internet and telecommunications technology community. nerdwatching is facilitated by emerging applications through which members of this community can report on their activities (e.g. twitter, qik.com). these technologies are a common focus of members' attention, as are the reports of other members of the community resulting in a feedback loop, in which nerds feed information to other nerds, the audience and participants overlap, and nerdwatchers beget nerdwatchers. see also metanerd.
nerdwatcher
nerdwatcher by branch flip August 6, 2008
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026