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Netsitive 

An internet sensitive person, group or thing whose mode of operation revolves around the Internet.
He works with a netsitive company.
Netsitive by Bimbolabola March 24, 2009

negitive ewwish 

it's beyond horrible. like it's a word you say when someone does or say something nasty
girl 1-hey you know bob was putting all his food on his milk
girl 2-eww

girl 1-i know he drank it all
girl 2-that's beyond eww it's like negitive ewwish
negitive ewwish by lexa*] May 30, 2009

negitive fucks given 

negitive fucks given is when you don't give a fuck but take it to the next level and you are past zero fucks given.
SJ: JR... you are going to be late for work.

JR: i give zero fucks... Fuck that i am beyond zero fucks!!! i have negative FUCKS given!!!! when you are beyond zero fucks you then have negative fucks given.

SJ: hahah negitive fucks given
negitive fucks given by samuofh January 17, 2018

negritive 

A state in which a person exhibits a terrible attitude, similar and alluding to that of an angry black person.

See negative swag and negrotistical as references.
Jaclyn hates negritive people and black cats.
negritive by dinglebeast February 20, 2011

negitive nancy

Someone who is constantly being negitive about everything in life and their life's surroundings.
"J-Groove, why are you being such a fucking negitive nancy today?"
negitive nancy by billith February 16, 2005

netective 

A Net-Detective, someone who has great skills in finding topics on the internet, like old songs, peculiar images, hidden information.
- I don't know where to find this old song from this old movie...

- No worries, I'll find it, I'm a netective
netective by pazqo October 7, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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