Netmare

A Netmare happens when you are surfing the Net for something ordinary and benign and end up clicking on a horrific image or story.

I just had the worst Netmare! I was surfing the net for Grumpy Cat photos and found myself on a fetish website for people into having sex with stuffed animals.

by fancychimp June 27, 2014

Nutmare

a synonym to the widely known disastrous moist wet dream. usually had in a sensual dream or during the infamous no nut november.

karen: “omg brittany did you hear?”
brittany: “no, what?”
karen: “brad totally had a nutmare last night!”
brittany: “that means his frosting factory is open for business!”
karen: “splendid.”

by Jo Fabreze August 26, 2019

Nutmare

A bad one night stand.

Oh my god Britney, that guy last night ended up being a total nutmare

by Swagwizard420 December 28, 2018

nutmare

An unpleasant wet dream.

Man, I had the worst nutmare last night.

by glowingbastard April 19, 2018

Social Netmarketing

Using social networks to promote and/or market your product and/or brand.

MTV should get a "social netmarketing" award because of all their activities on MySpace and Twitter.

by mikedelgado February 19, 2009

nytmare

A shadowy figure in the gaming underworld.

That individuals skills were a nytmare

by Sir Nyt May 8, 2005

netmage

a spice that if u eat a lot u get messed up for 36 hours. like ccc but more of a downer

he u wont some netmage and trip for 36 hours?

by dave frost April 23, 2006